Despite Popular Belief, the Phillies Don’t Suck… That Badly – Keff Daddy

The Phillies phinally (finally) broke out of their 5-game skid with a walk-off sacrifice fly from none other than Freddy Galvis on Sunday. With bases loaded in the 10th, Galvis smacked one to center to send the game winning run home. Of course, he couldn’t have done it without the clutch three-run shot in the … More Despite Popular Belief, the Phillies Don’t Suck… That Badly – Keff Daddy

World Renowned Pussy Sidney Crosby Still Out After Suffering a Concussion in Game 3 – Shmeeth

Ahhhhhh, yes.  Nothing warms my heart more on a dull Thursday afternoon than the thought of Sidney Crosby with his face flat on the ice, babbling baby talk to the trainers after getting Eiffel Towered by Alex Ovechkin and Matt Niskanen.  Make no mistake – this was 100,000% intentional.  Maybe they dressed an extra defenseman to add … More World Renowned Pussy Sidney Crosby Still Out After Suffering a Concussion in Game 3 – Shmeeth

Bears Host “Last Supper” Themed Draft Party for Mike Glennon – John

For those unfamiliar with the last supper, this was the final meal that Jesus shared with his apostles before his crucifixion. The Chicago Bears organization, those creative bastards, thought it would be priceless to make Mike Glennon the centerpiece in this scriptural reenactment by inviting him to the team’s draft party at Soldier Field to … More Bears Host “Last Supper” Themed Draft Party for Mike Glennon – John

Cincinnati Bengals Move Stadium to Rikers Island – Meat

Since 2000, the Bengals have had more than 40 arrests of their players, a league leading statistic. In 2006 alone, they had 10 players arrested for various reasons. Among the notable Bengals to have been arrested in recent history are Orson Charles, Adam Jones, Andre Smith, Rey Maualuga, and Cedric Benson. On January 3rd, 2017 … More Cincinnati Bengals Move Stadium to Rikers Island – Meat

41 Year-Old Wladimir Klitschko’s Head Seems Eager to Leave His Body – Shmeeth

In case you aren’t Max Kellerman, or the other 2% of Americans that follow professional boxing, you probably weren’t aware of the massive title fight that happened this weekend.  Ukrainian powerhouse Wladimir Klitschko (64-5-0) dropped the World Heavyweight Title to the young and upcoming English stud Anthony Joshua (19-0-0).  Joshua was declared winner by TKO … More 41 Year-Old Wladimir Klitschko’s Head Seems Eager to Leave His Body – Shmeeth

Doc Rivers: The Almighty Allure of Sexual Pleasure -Meat

I was sitting in front of my television today eating a perfectly prepared grilled cheese and ready to enjoy a Matinee NBA game 7 playoff game between the Jazz and Clippers. I could not believe my eyes when I saw Austin Rivers starting at the small forward for the Clippers. I thought “looks like daddy-ball … More Doc Rivers: The Almighty Allure of Sexual Pleasure -Meat